REGISTERED SILLY GOOSE
đź©şOfficially certified, proudly ridiculous.
This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s a lifestyle declaration. Whether you're honking at your friends, waddling through life, or just flapping through the chaos with style, the Registered Silly Goose Tee lets the world know you’ve embraced the goof and never looked back.
- âś… Silly Goose Status: Verified
- đź’Ż Comfort Level: Maximum
- đź”’ Officially Unofficially Official
Made from ultra-soft cotton and sprinkled with 100% goose-approved nonsense, this shirt is perfect for the class clown, the chaotic good, or anyone just trying to make the world a little weirder (and better).
✨Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles, honks, and people saying, “Where did you get that??”
